So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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