do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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