he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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