Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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