Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
the room spins SO much faster in panama
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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