.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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