ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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