shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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