Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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