if i died would you start the facebook group?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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