Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan

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(650): View more from California

Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots

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(734): View more from Michigan

Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape

(617): View more from Massachusetts

his single is called “stick some holes in it”

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(727): View more from Florida

he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done

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