I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize