this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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