just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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