She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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