we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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