We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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