Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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