We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
