fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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