i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
