David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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