Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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