Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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