Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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