I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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