Cold hands, warm shart.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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