1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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