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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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