He kissed a someone with a penis
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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