Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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