The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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