He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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