Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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