Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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