Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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