I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
