sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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