Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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