she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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