Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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