I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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