He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
