we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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