Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The air taste purple.
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