East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
