This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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