Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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