so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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