it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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