stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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