Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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