she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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