I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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