How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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