Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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