I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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