I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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