Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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